Get out of the way
January 17th, 2006

Have you ever wished you had a way to get the other people on the road off…off the roads that is. I mean the middle lane is not meant for talking on the phone, or putting on make-up or even fininshing up that morning’s first cup of joe. GET OUT OF THE WAY. I speak from an every day experience of people think ing that they, yes they are the only ones on the road. It is similar to the way I see parents think ing that their kids are the only one in the schoolsystem, but I regress. I am not in a hurry and I have slowed the speed down considerable so just need these folks to move over, move away and most of all pay attention. Every year for my birthday and even for any holiday where gifts are exchanged I have asked for my very own road to all my destinations. I have yet to even see any results on this wish. It is no wonder why Christmas is such a drab day for me. Mr.G.
I guess the only way to go is to fly, oh yeah once again, NO WINGS on these shoulders…it’s always something.
January 25th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
I agree. But, why waste holiday wishes on your own road?!? Driving in itself is boring, and seems wasteful. Now, while flying is faster, the downtime/expense is also wasteful. See, I’d wish for some sort of teleport device… I’d pay an arm and a leg for one. Or at least a chauffer… but as long as we’ve still got you on the radio I guess driving won’t be tooo bad :)~
-Jared
January 25th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Gosh, a true fan. Thanks Jared. I suppose I agree. I am trying to waste less. I really could go for a tranporter or a device like that. There is something about de-materalizing that makes me wonder….Well, keep tuned in Jared and we will be sure to get you where yo u want to go.